Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
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