do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
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You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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