I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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