Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
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Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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