If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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