it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
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Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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