No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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