Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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