i don't plan on having that self control this summer
His hands were made for my vagina.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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