So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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