I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
my liver is dry heaving
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