There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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