that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
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For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
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It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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