dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
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I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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