i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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She swung at the pinata with crutches
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
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He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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