Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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