I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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