They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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