omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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