if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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