dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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