sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
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Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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