If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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