Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
where does the pee come out of this thing
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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no you cant smoke seaweed
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
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Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
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