Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
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Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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