I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Sponge bath it is.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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