I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
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When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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