Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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