If i come over, it means nothing
He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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