party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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