You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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