Do you still have your period?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
im holly from the hills drunk
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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