We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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