No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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