He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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