Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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