They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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