You surviving the open bar?
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i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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