My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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