Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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