do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
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Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
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he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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