Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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