super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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