so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
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