i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
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The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
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they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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