Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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