Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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