We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
please don't ironically join a cult
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