So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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