She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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