their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
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