so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
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I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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