I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
he fucked my hip out of place.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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