We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
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you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
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that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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