$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
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