Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
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On my way to the DMV to get arrested
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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