please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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